FORGOTTEN ART OF BLOWING YOUR OWN TRUMPET
May 10th, 2012Business cards from previous incarnations of Empica featured a trumpet. Well, it was a megaphone actually but you get the picture. The idea being we broadcast every client’s news and views to anybody who cares to listen.
But we’re not above blowing our own trumpet when golden opportunity skips obligingly into the creative crosshairs.
That’s why we’re particularly pleased with ourselves over a brace of Empica stories which made South West Business Insider’s popular Something for the Weekend section over the last Bank Holiday.
The West Country’s leading business media moderator seemed quite tickled by a couple of our more light hearted pieces – proving that purple prose can convince the corporate consciousness and corner the coverage canny clients crave.
The first story was from that cornucopia of cunningly conjoured creativity which is Wookey Hole Caves (yeah that’s enough alliteration -ed).
The owners are always up for a bit of cheerful tongue-in cheekery and with the country in the grip of the worst drought/floods (delete where applicable) since records began we thought it would be timely to check out the West’s premier pot-holing paradise to seek out some informed opinion on how they were coping with the current shortage/deluge.
Mindful as ever of protecting our sorceress we nevertheless asked the world-renowned Witch? Of Wookey for a right up to her middle report.
SW Business Insider takes up the story:
“You might have seen stuff on the news about floods, but according to the geo-boffins at the famous Wookey Hole Caves in Somerset, the water levels there are below the average. Wonderfully, they use a witch’s broom as a measuring stick – not overly scientific, but when did the professional ever get it right anyway? General manager Daniel Medley added a warning though: “It has to be appreciated that this water has percolated down through 1,000 feet of limestone before visitors see it as the River Axe in the caves.”
And delving even deeper into Empica’s cavernous catalogue of what-will-they-come-up-with-nexts we unearthed something of a gem with commercial property specialists Colliers International.
We had received a tip-off that former Colliers International surveyor turned TV presenter Jonnie Irwin was due to film an episode of his hit show Escape to the Country at one of Dorset’s favourite watering holes the Gaggle of Geese.
The fact Colliers are currently marketing the pub – already a favourite of TV chef Hugh Fearnly-Whitingstall – gave us a two birds one stone storyline with unlimited opportunities for goose and gander puns.
As SW Insider put it:
“Sharp work on the press release front by Colliers International, which is marketing the Gaggle of Geese pub in Buckland Newton. A couple in the market were shown around by Jonnie Irwin for TV’s?Escape to the Country – and guess what, Jonnie used to work for Colliers before showbiz turned his head. He said: “I loved working with Colliers, especially the competitive element with rival agents and colleagues. It was a totally professional environment in which you were surrounded by experts. ” Not often you hear people praising agents – fair play to Jonnie.”
Sharp work indeed.
Simon Harding

